" count on "

 [ "no 'count" ]

1: A person who isn't worth anything. Useless, trash, etc.

  * e.g.,  ... That Crissy is a no 'count mother. 

 [ "The Count" ]

1: The pimp of Sesame Street. One badass mothafucka. Always counting the days his ho's miss in paying him.

  * e.g.,  ... Dave Chappelle: The Count: Bitch how maaanny times must I tell you to brrring my cash in *smack* 1 slap *smack* 2 slaps, 2 slaps, aah ah ah ah ahaaa 

 [ "no count" ]

1: A Southern expression, meaning no good, or thats bad. Similar to no dice.

  * e.g.,  ... When the pawn shop looked at the VCR they said, "we will not take it because it is no count." 

 [ "Counting" ]

1: The incremental process that we teach to our 3 year olds so that they know how to accurately articulate the number of desired cookies. Counting is sometimes used to achieve an election result, but more often is seen in the private sector as a mechanism of identifying the millionth product sold by a given manufacturer.

  * e.g.,  ... Ted: How did they figure out who bought the billionth McDonald's cheeseburger? 

 [ "count" ]

1: Drug purchashing and inventory skills. The knowledge of how much weed one should get for a given price. Essentially, it is the typical street value for your area.

  * e.g.,  ... Can you believe he paid $50 for 2 grams! Man, that kid does NOT know his count. What a custy! 

 [ "count" ]

1: what happens when you're iPhone (or other device) tries to autocorrect cunt.

  * e.g.,  ... that dude is such a count... lol don't you mean cunt? damn autoINcorrect! 

 [ "count" ]

2: This has since caught on to being used by people wanting a substitude more acceptable/funny way of saying cunt.

 [ "count" ]

1: A way to call someone a "cunt" in public that can easily be inserted into conversations politely, without the person knowing.

  * e.g.,  ... How is your day going, boss? I heard Jeremy was acting like the count of office and thought they run the show. He is far from nobility. 

 [ "count it" ]

1: Praise for a great accomplishment. Usually said with a hand gesture of your first finger "counting it".

  * e.g.,  ... "Damn! You scored a hottie!" 

 [ "Count" ]

1: A not so common term for a male vampire, usually one with a rich wardrobe

  * e.g.,  ... "A coat like that will make even the most tan of humans look like a noble Count" 

 [ "Count" ]

1: A southern term to describe something as being good.

  * e.g.,  ... That there steak with ketchup was dun count ya'll